In a brilliant burst of creativity, sixth grader Kaeden Henry has tackled a question that many cat owners have pondered but few dare to investigate: do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on? With some assistance from his mother, Kerry Hyde, a Ph.D. holder in animal behavior, Kaeden set out to answer this pressing query using the scientific method, turning a normally mundane science fair project into a fur-tastically funny experiment.

They outfitted their cats with non-toxic lipstick on their behinds and then commanded them to sit, jump, and lie down on various surfaces. The results were as enlightening as they were amusing: long-haired and medium-haired cats typically avoid direct contact, while short-haired cats may leave a slight smear on softer surfaces like bedding. This discovery not only relieved the anxiety of many pet owners about their cats contaminating surfaces but also showcased the power of science to answer even the quirkiest questions.

It's a perfect blend of humor and education, proving that even in the world of animal behavior, curiosity and a little creativity can lead to great findings. So next time your cat parks it on your clean laundry, just remember, science has your back (or butt) on this one!